u can’t fight hate with ha—*loud farting*—misandry is as bad as misogyn—*the farting grows more intense*—I have female frien—*the farts drown out all sound*
realest shit ever.
|—||Céline, Before Sunset (via cookthechef)|
When a well-meaning person tells you they “hope you get better soon”.
What you say:
What you’re thinking:
My now ex best friend of 16 years would say this to me. Even after 10+ years of chronic illness.
"cosmic stars illuminate the indigo sky, creating constellations that paint the entire night’s canvas. the moon shines as brightly as the light in your eyes."
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
As a professor? I would laugh til I spilled my vodka and pissed myself if a student sent me a paper with that title.
if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is
just look up at the sky and go
jesus is our man’
Asia Dee by TK AndersonBangs and purple lips.
Malaysian model Gwen Lu is absolutely electrifying in this photoshoot. Blue hair, pink lips, blush contouring and very minimal eye makeup. Love.